You know you're in France when...

• You can buy a baguette on every corner.  
• Nothing is open on Sundays except the Boulangeries who sell baguettes.
• Cheese that is blue, green, black, brown, or even fuzzy is considered particularly good.  
• There is no ice in drinks...ever.
• 75% of the men you encounter are wearing man-purses (a.k.a. "man-sac," "murse.")
• You are a girl sitting a bar drinking a pint of beer and the group of guys next to you are drinking hot chocolates.
• Techno music is bumping from the speakers at most bars/clubs.
• "Tik Tok" and "I Gotta Feeling" are played on repeat. 
• You find a large cathedral in every town you visit.
• A shoes saleswoman tells you your feet are too big and she cannot help you.
• People stare at you funny when you exercise.  
• You can only get really really small cups of coffee.
• You have to watch your step at all times in order to prevent encountering dog poop mines.
• Wine really is cheaper than water.
• A beer is the same price as a Coca-Cola (sometimes cheaper!)
• The boys urinal and girls toilets are in the same bathroom!
• Dogs accompany their masters in restaurants, grocery stores, and shopping malls.
• You try to speak French and people speak English back to you.  Ouch.
• People cannot drink a beer straight--they will put peach or grenadine syrup in it called a "Demi-pêche" or a "Monaco"
• Mojitos are offered at almost every bar
• You can sit at a restaurant for 4 hours and no one will kick you out.
• It is considered pretty good service if you actually get water at a restaurant without asking.
• There is a large section at the grocery store dedicated solely to NUTELLA.  On the other hand, there is usually only 1-2 jars of peanut butter.
• Stores are closed between noon and 2pm...sometimes even restaurants!
• People iron their sheets...and jeans.

To be continued...